Brad Pitt and Joe Dirt

Note to Brad's publicist- NEVER go back to the mullet look.

Note to Joe Dirt- life is a garden, can ya dig it?

 

 

 

Jesus Christ and Axl Rose

Some Guns N' Roses fans probably already thought Axl Rose was the son of God.

 

 

 

Billy Corgan and Lord Voldemort

Which one can perform the Ava Kedavra Curse? Which one can sing "Disarm"? I can't tell!

 

 

Nicole Richie and a Stick

I thought about comparing her to an alien, like with a small body and huge ugly head, but scroll down a little and see why I chose not to. Either way, her baby is going to have some crazy birth defects.

 

 

Placido Polanco and An Alien With A Big Fucking Head

Polanco refuses to take his hat off for pictures, so it's tough to show exactly how similar these two are. Or maybe he can't physically remove he hat because his head bulges too much?

 

Donal Logue (as Jimmy the cab driver) and Tourettes Guy

...AND IT MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

 

 

Stephen Colbert and 2006 WSOP Champion Jamie Gold

Whoa. They're seriously the same dude.

 

 

 

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