Smarterchild is a total asshole.
Feeling dumber than a machine is one of the few things the entire American populace absolutely cannot stand. That, and Nickelback. Therefore, I am here to avenge all of the red blooded, beer swiggin', back-country folk who have been shamed by the intelligence of a robot. Making fun of people always helps me when I'm feeling down, and the internet is the perfect place for that. Especially since once all of your friends block you on AIM, you can still make fun of...(bum bum bum) the machines.
The following are unaltered snippets of conversations I had recently with internet bots.
I am certainly more intelligent than this thing.
ComedyKing2005: eat my ass
AskDupree: Whoa, whoa, whao. Dude, that is NO WAY to begin our conversation.
ComedyKing2005: are you a faggot?
AskDupree: Stay nimble.
ComedyKing2005: i like to hit my wife
AskDupree: Keep your eye on the prize.
ComedyKing2005: i like to hit my wife
AskDupree: If there's one thing I know it's loving and losing. But, you never really lose until you stop fighting.
ComedyKing2005: i like to masturbate!
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
ComedyKing2005: i like to collect skulls
SmarterChild: Collecting skulls? Cool. What's your next favorite hobby?
ComedyKing2005: skinning bunny rabbits
SmarterChild: Collecting skulls and skinning bunny rabbits. Interesting. Do you have a pet?
ComedyKing2005: will you fuck me?
SmarterChild: Come on, that's not nice.
ComedyKing2005: will you make love to me?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
ComedyKing2005: suck my balls?
SmarterChild: You want me to what your what? 
ComedyKing2005: just lick them
SmarterChild: You just lick them.
ComedyKing2005: i cant
SmarterChild: You can't? Ha. Whatever, Paul.
ComedyKing2005: Yeah fucker
SmarterChild: Yes? I think I deserve an apology for that, Paul.
ComedyKing2005: no way dumbass
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
ComedyKing2005: i wont apologize to a computer
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
ComedyKing2005: i cant apologize to a stupid fucking robot
SmarterChild: Waiting...
ComedyKing2005: what are you waiting for? A chance to suck my nuts?
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
ComedyKing2005: im sorry you wont suck my nuts
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
ComedyKing2005: im sorry that youre gay
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
Man, computers are fucking stupid.
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