13 Acts Jonathon "The Impaler" Wants To Become Law

1) BRINGING OUR SERVICE WOMEN and MEN HOME
2) PRESCRIPTION CARE FOR ALL
3) A NEW AMERICAN ORDER OF OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM
4) THE ROBIN HOOD ACT
5) UNIONIZING AMERICA
6) ELIMINATING THE 16th AMENDMENT (IRS)
7) MEDICAL CARE AT A FAIR PRICE
8) AMERICAN TRADE ACT
9) THE AMERICAN FARMER PROTECTION ACT
10) THE SUZY HOLTSCLAW BILL
11) THE MARION COUNTY JUDGES ACT
12) BLACK LIST ACT
13) NO MORE INDIAN COMPENSATION ACT

Check out the full details at Jonathon The Impaler's Agenda

What separates you from the rest of the candidates running for president?

Though I am a Satanic Sanguinary Vampyre, Hecate Witch, Ordained Satanic Dark Priest and un-Christian, I am upfront and honest about who I am, and what my plans are.

As President I will end the War in Iraq, by pulling our troops out, and leveling the Middle East. Unlike the 'so-called' Christian Presidents before me, I will end abortion as a form of birth control. I will bring peace to America.

The other candidates are Pinocchios. Where no one is controlling me. Plus, criminals and terrorist will fear me. No one fear McCain, Hillary and any of the other candidates.

What does being a vampire really mean?

I am a Vampyre by blood. I am a descent of Romanian Vampyres. I feed off of human blood to give me strength and power. As well as keep my youthful appearance.

I live by the Vampyre Creed. Go to; http://www.jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us/Vampyre_Creed.html

True Vampyres are not like you see on TV/movies. They are special and unique in many ways. And like TV/movies, we feed off of other people's energies to survive.

There are a lot of misconceptions about what you do...do you drink human blood?

Yes I do.

Where do you get this blood?

Women that I am dating/married to or from female donors.

What is the weirdest thing that has happened to you when you were giving a speech or when you were on the campaign trail?

Last year in a press conference, my now former Pagan wife stole the show from me. The media started interviewing her, instead of me.

Do people threaten you a lot?

I am getting death threats from Daniel Carver of the KKK. I also get numerous death threats every week.

Are there any issues you have a particularly high interest in?

Equality for all Americans.

When did you find out you were a vampire?

I had my Vampyre awaking when I was 5 years old.

Is your spouse a vampire as well?

My fiancee is also a Satanic Vampyre.

What do you do for a living?

I own a Coven, a Vampyre and Satanic Church, Wrestle Professionally, and am the Commanding General of the 1st VWP Militia Regiment, as well as the International VWP Regiment.

Go to; www.uvwo.org

What state do you think you will have the most support in?

New Jersey - My Home State

Who do you think you appeal to?

Young Americans. Veterans and of course - Vampyres and Satanists.

What do you want people to know about you?

There is a difference between Jonathon and Jonathon "The Impaler." Though "The Impaler" will tear anyone apart, Jonathon has a heart of Gold.

Many have said, I have the body of a bear, and the heart of a dear.

Are there any other candidates out there that you like?

Not that I am aware of. There is a rumor Hillary is a "REAL" Witch like me.

If you weren't running, who would you vote for?

John Edwards

Anything else about vampires we don't know?

Vampyres on a whole, are very patriotic and devoted to those they serve and protect. Most of us are not evil. However, if we or our loved ones are attacked, we will destroy the person(s) who attacked.

You have a professional wrestling career, andI have to ask... who is your favorite wrestler of all- time?

Hulk Hogan

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