Have you ever read that Mitch Albom book "The Five People You Meet In Heaven"? It was a little sappy but it was an interesting concept. Well, I'm rewriting the story...

The First Person Bush Will Meet In Heaven: Michael Moore

Michael Moore has caused President Bush a lot of headaches. It is only right that they meet. I am sure they will both have a few choice words for each other. At first, there will be a lot of hate. But once they get talking they will realize they aren't so different after all. Both of them despise the news media, both of them are rich, and both of them are assholes.

The Second Person Bush Will Meet In Heaven: Ralph Nader

What if Nader never ran in 2004? Would Bush have been elected? No one knows but what I do know is that Nader certainly helped. He took away some of Kerry's voters in a very close election. I have no problem with Ralph running for office because we need that third party voice. But for the love of humanity, Nader needs to think about the American people. The Democratic and Republican party both suck but we needed the lesser of two evils and Kerry certainly was. George Bush will have to thank Nader when they meet in heaven.

The Third Person Bush Will Meet In Heaven: Abdullah S. Jum'ah

Ever heard of Abdullah S. Jum'ah? Well, he is the CEO of Saudi Aramco, the biggest oil company in the world. Government officials and oil companies are bed partners together. With gas prices at an all-time high during George Bush's administration, Jum'ah can have nothing but praise for Bush.

The Fourth Person Bush Will Meet In Heaven: The American People

Yeah,I know...the American people is more than one person. So I am going to use the guy on above as a represenative of the American people. He has class, a high BMI, and a good sense of humor. Everything American. He will be asking for an apology when he meets Bush in heaven. Bush can apologize for creating a climate of fear, unneccesary wars, and giving guys like this a heart attack.

The Fifth Person Bush Will Meet In Heaven: C. Everett Koop

Because every senior citizen should have Life Alert.