In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Michael Vick Bonds Donaghy let us all into the world of puppy punting. Federal investigators have linked this three sport athlete to the underground sports ring.

The sport of puppy punting has been around for decades now. It started back in the 40's when one night Frank Sinatra got drunk and punted a puppy he came across on the sidewalk after one of his shows. The mob bosses watched the puppy travel 30 feet and decided it would be a great game. From then on, storied athletes and celebrities like Kurt Rambis, Jim Bakker, and Wayne Gretzky have raised puppies for kicking.

The sport requires a kicker, a puppy, and a spotter. The kicker punts the puppy while the spotter measures the distance of the said puppy kick. Spectators will place an over/under on how far the puppy travels. (See Below)

Sources tell Arabian Monkey that Michael Vick Bonds Donaghy has been linked to BALCO labs. Apparently, he took "the clear" in order to improve the force of his kicks in puppy punting. The world of puppy punting is filled with juicers trying to kick that puppy just a few feet further.

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Alright, this was just my way of sounding off on a few things happening in sports....

I don't feel bad for Michael Vick at all. I really don't. But think about this...you have a young man who was surrounded by poverty, drugs, and violence his whole life. And then you give him over 10 million dollars a year? You are damn right some bad shit is going to happen. Once people found out Mike Vick had football talent everyone gave him what he wanted. No one has ever taught him how to be a responsible representative of the NFL. All he knows is how to survive in the streets. Would it kill the league to take their young players and show them how to conduct themselves? This isn't just a problem in the NFL. The NBA has the same problems with players. Just look at the Portland Trailblazers.

The whole Donaghy betting thing...man that sucks. The league can't police everything but I can't help but wonder why no one is employed to look for just this thing. It was reported he covered the spread in 25 out of 25 games that he was officiating. That to me would set off red flags. Don't they have a director of NBA officials or something? They really should hire someone to police sports officials. I think it would be a wise investment for all major sports leagues. You have got to feel for David Stern. He has been a great commish and this sucks balls for him. Funny side note: the NBA referee- Donaghy- betting jokes have already started amongst friends. Our NBA Live 2007 losses on the PS2 have all been explained by Donaghy fixing the game on us.

Barry Bonds. I really don't have a problem with the guy. He might have used steroids. I don't give a shit. Is he the only one in MLB history to use them? Hell no. Mark McGuire was an obvious roider but there was never a witch hunt for him. I am not going to play the race card here because I believe it has more to do with the fact that he is going to become the home run king soon. If Mark McGuire would have approached Hank Aaron I am sure the same thing would have happened. I give it up to Bonds. The old man has been counted out for the last 4 or 5 years and he still finds a way to knock them out of the park.

Oh, and one more thing, stop reporting about cycling and their doping scandal. If your sport is only shown at 5 AM on the outdoor channel then it is pretty safe to say that no gives a rat's ass about it.

 

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